So tonight, after Dustin got home from work, we had a
Battle-of-the-Headlines.
FOXnews.com VS. KSL.com
Dustin, pulling for FOX found these awesome titles:
"Delind Police on Look-Out for Streaker"
"Spongebob in Hot-Water Over Behavioral Study"
"Good Ole Fashion Orgy"
Me, pulling for KSL found these beauties:
"Apartments Near Full Capacity in Salt Lake Valley"
"Bus Hits Pole in School Parking Lot" (Don't worry. No one was hurt.)
"Homeowners Band Together to Solve Landscaping Dilema"
I win because KSL also had the Spongebob article. Go KSL!!
Anyone have any examples of lame-headlines you have found???
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